I am that man, Eric, Eric the Farter. Many are the days since i have hailed king from the radio waves of KWOD and KRXQ.  I have heard the despair of the people and I have returned to tell you fear no more, for I have returned.

Feel the power of my ass cannon below, but be warned - speakers are known to blow out, I've started a personal count of the complaints from speakers exploding under the sheer magnitude of my judgment day bringer.

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Yonder Flame is the byproduct of "WICKED BEAN" and hot sauce. When I eat this powerful drug, he's sure to thunder through my intestines like a lightning bolt the sky. If too much hot sauce is in the deadly mix my flame hole will become a charred remnants of the rankness within. So far I have yet to do so. Click Yonder Flame to hear one of such farts. I advise to turn the treble off, the bass up, and to put the volume on max, oh, and don't forget to glue your ear to the speaker, you're in for a ride!

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These are three samples of my dragon's lair, and its strength. If you disagree with the messages broadcast by my bung holo, feel free to register a complaint by clicking the complain link above.

Atom Fart (869K .wav)	Rancid Bean Fart (455K .wav)	Charred Smoking Bones Fart (492K .wav)

Follow this link to discover your true inner self, 32 seconds of fart is not something to be taken lightly.  Once you click  HERE  there's only one more chance to turn back.  Cick on the link on the following page that says "for the love of God don't click here" but expect to pay the price...

    My mission as Eric the Farter is to end the cultural taboo placed on the fart.  I intend to do so by going as far as i can on the radio, and one day TV.  I feel that people should not be punished for farting, burping, etc.  I feel that it is a sign of power and respect.  I do want to hear your opinion on this, ladies please feel free to comment.  I find it to be mostly women who are offended by the fart, I have yet to see a gal who upon hearing one of my deafening roars hasn't made a gesture or just said that she was disturbed by it. Surely they fart too!  Every gal must muster up a little nerve gas once in a while, an what's the point to do all that work of getting one ready if you don't fart it loud and proud. Which brings me to my next point,

   Some of my favorite things to do with this mobile explosion is to find a little kid wondering with his/her parents in the store. I wait silently, like a lion ready to pounce, until he/she wanders astray from his/her guardians and then, WHAM! right in the face with a fart to be proud of.

   I also enjoy going to a pay phone, and dialing up a collect call to my boss, or a friend, and let them have one. It's always great to hear " . . . hello? hello? PRAT, SPUT SPUT SPUTTER BANG!" Then just listen, some laugh, sometimes i just hear a dial tone, but rest assure that's one of the best.

   My all time favorite prank fart is to poise myself in a revolving door with a really nasty Rancid Bean Fart. I love to wait until I see a rich looking couple head towards the door then I let fly with a real stinker and move away from the blast area to survey my destruction. The look on their devastated faces is one worth a thousand words, that "Oh my God, what the hell is that pungent odor!" This one drives a smile to my heart.

   Do you like to sneak up on people and tap them on the shoulder, and the instant they turn around fart in their faces?  Or maybe you like to fart real hard in the supermarket and turn the corner leaving the deadly cloud for an unsuspecting shopper?  Please, feel free to send me your best farting stories, every week a new story will be chosen and put up for all the world to see, simple click the e-mail me button above.  After all, every  human being loves a good fart story.